happy valentine’s day, everyone!

heartofuranium:

Why do I need rocket boots when I can get anywhere in a short amount of time anyway? Unless you’re just talking about the sensation of flying. I’m not sure if I’d enjoy that.

I don’t have a name.

well, flying would be really neat!! i guess it’s not your cup of tea, because you get to be a superhuman robot machine that’s the fastest thing on the planet, and that’s pretty cool in itself.

you don’t have a name? you need one, robot guy!

heartofuranium:

Flying in such a manner seems, once again, impossible. It also seems to be inefficient. For now, my speed is equal to or greater than any potential predator on this planet.

Who are you?

that’s true… but it would be pretty neat! ROCKET BOOTS. come on, that’s pretty cool. i guess being super fast would be helpful, but speed isn’t rocket boots.

i’m john! who are you?

hey there! i like your guns, haha, they look neat.

heartofuranium:

johnfoolery:

hey, robot guy! do you have rockets in your feet? can you like, fly around like that one old cartoon about the teenage robot girl, and change shapes and stuff?

That’s not an ability that I’ve been programmed with. Such functions would have been a waste of time, not to mention fucking impossible and stupid, albeit interesting to view.

damn! oh well, you’re still pretty cool looking, i bet you can do things that robots on tv can’t. flying would be useful, though, you have to admit!

hey, robot guy! do you have rockets in your feet? can you like, fly around like that one old cartoon about the teenage robot girl, and change shapes and stuff?

windplay:

believe in me who believes in you. i think that’s how that saying goes hehehe.

oh, then that makes sense. taking a break is good every now and then. make sure he doesn’t overwork himself, ok?

ha! i see what you did there other john. nice one!

i will. he works really hard, you know! he has his own job, and then he has to come home and look after the house and deal with me, so i feel sort of bad for him. i guess i can make these cakes, since he’s taking a rest for once.

…actually, i think he fell asleep.

windplay:

i’m sure you’ll do just fine! dad wouldn’t have left you in charge if he thought you couldn’t handle it, right?

that is a little weird.

maybe something important was happening in the news and he just had to stop and watch?

i guess… i’m not super confident, but i know way too much about cake anyway. you’re right, i’ll be okay! thanks, other john.

it’s just the normal news! nothing interesting! i guess he wanted a break. he has been at it all day.