do you like nature photography and watching awesome heroes do awesome things? then you are at the right blog! i'm john, president of the official washington state matthew mcconaughey fan club, and co-chairman of the nic cage fanclub: washington state branch.

i will never forgive you if you bring cake near me. i'm serious! (this means you, dave!)

public service announcement!! THIS is a good movie. THIS is not. thank you for your time.

*note: i'm not affiliated with guinness and i in no way, shape, or form represent them. i also have yet to achieve a trophy for my award, and it has yet to become a category. (it's still true and they know it.)